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Introvert Poindexter

Single, bilingual and ready to mingle

Oct 1 '14

michaelsexford:

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

(Source: teenagevevo)

228,529 notes (via anythingunderthemoonandsun & teenagevevo)

Oct 1 '14

lord-kitschener:

grumpyguns:

squidowlrobot:

the-tonberry:

reaill:

babestuck:

i WANT AN OTAMATONE THEYRE SO ANNOYING

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I am obligated to reblog this on the grounds that it is insanely annoying and I want it.

oh my god. i cannot stop laughing 

oh my god they’re really cute and i;m laughing so hard

The top comment on the YouTube video says all you need to know:

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(Source: pitythequeen)

254,713 notes (via jaycemae & pitythequeen)

Oct 1 '14

j0og:

no you know what? fuck being self conscious and hating yourself. everyones fucking awesome in their own way so stop. i dont care how many people love you or hate you theres still something amazing somewhere deep inside you regardless of who you are. and im really delirious right now cause im sick asf but i dont even care just stop it people 

6 notes (via anythingunderthemoonandsun & j0og)

Oct 1 '14
abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.

[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

46,602 notes (via jaycemae & tastefullyoffensive)

Oct 1 '14

quiero agarrar tu cuerpo contra lo mío y besarte los labios por toda la noche

Oct 1 '14
yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day


he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

601,540 notes (via safest-heaven & awwww-cute)

Oct 1 '14
kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

31,337 notes (via so-personal & kissmeok)

Oct 1 '14

137,625 notes (via heliolisk & okadas-deactivated20140626)

Sep 30 '14

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

87,118 notes (via forever-yesterday & debisanacronym1)

Sep 30 '14

grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

74,672 notes (via hauntedandunwanted & grinderman2)