Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
like i cringe so hard when i remember what kind of dickbag i used to be i was one of those pretentious intellectual assholes who corrected peoples grammar and judged them if they weren’t in honors classes with me and just?? if i had a time machine with only one chance to use it i would go back in time and punch myself in the mouth.