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Introvert Poindexter

Talents include: vaguely knowing the definition of an inordinate number of words

Jul 29 '14
kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

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Jul 29 '14

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Jul 29 '14

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

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Jul 29 '14

maplesuhtori:

*talking to white*
me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question?
timothy: my name is actually chester but yes
me: why did you pass the chinese
exclusion act in 1882

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Jul 29 '14
highenergyjewtrino:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

highenergyjewtrino:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

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Jul 29 '14
ugly:

ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS

ugly:

ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS

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Jul 29 '14

petrichorthearcadianmouse:

porpoiseshavepurpose:

Sorry, but someone needed to say this。。。

Also, I’d like to point out that Nash Grier only has 13 videos that I highly doubt he put any real work into. I mean, Kickthepj has 196 videos that he always puts dedication and creativity into.

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Jul 29 '14

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

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Jul 29 '14

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm)

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Jul 29 '14

striders:

like i cringe so hard when i remember what kind of dickbag i used to be i was one of those pretentious intellectual assholes who corrected peoples grammar and judged them if they weren’t in honors classes with me and just?? if i had a time machine with only one chance to use it i would go back in time and punch myself in the mouth.

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